I LOVE AMERICA!

Carrie Prejean is my new favorite train-wreck! I just love American psychotic bitches like her. She is a total bitch and I LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF IT! I say that in total dedication to my new BFF,Carrie Prejean. Without a doubt, she brings the competition! KK,Paris,Heidi,and MV have nothing on this,heffa! SHE IS GOLD!

Samantha Fox eat's bug! Can someone please tell me why the world is such a terrible place? It really doesn't have to be. I mean, here is my favorite 90's Pop Star (Madonna's a photocopy) having to eat bugs to pay her bills. Then the lovely Network's try to make us believe this is all fun?! My arse in parsley!!! These people are really feeling the crunch. I am so glad I am just a sorry, middle class mill-bag. Life isn't that bad actually.

I WANT THOSE GOLD PANT'S! NOW!